White House Bans Tourists

Not really. You just can't look like a tourist when you visit because of the new dress code.

Here is the list of banned apparel:

• Jeans
• Sneakers
• Mini-skirts
• T-shirts
• Tank tops
• Flip flops

Now, does the White House staff tell this to people waiting in line for a tour? Apparently not. They have to wait until they get to the door before being turned away.

So, remember, kiddies, if you want to visit the Bush White House (and why would you?), you have to dress like you are going to Sunday School.

I'm sure there's no truth to the rumor I just made up that God told George W. Bush to institute the dress code.