Why Rudy?

Because he will make a great war president and has visited foreign countries.

Exerpt:

Rudy wants to be president so badly that not only is he telling America what he thinks they want to hear, he's claiming he's an expert on terrorism because he was the mayor of New York on September 11. His foreign policy credentials? He's traveled to lots of countries. Oh, yeah, he's also trying to tie Iran in with 9/11. He must follow the slime bag politicians credo: never let the facts get in the way of a campaign.